Lingerie by Liudmilla

Down Boy.

Agent Provocateur have collaborated with Kurt Geiger on a new line of sexy shoes, taglined "Good Enough To Lick". The range will include stiletto heels, beaucoup de patent and over-the knee boots. Prices are around £275 apparently.

In the UK the range will be stocked at Harrods, and selected Selfridges and House of Fraser stores. Abroad you can find the fetishistic footwear at Printemps in Paris and Kurt Geiger's concession at la Rinascente in Milan. Of course there's the brand's website too. (AgentProvocateur.com).

And I thought that pole-dancing platforms were over. Silly me. In store October 24th.

Picture of Rie Rasmussen, admittedly not a shoe, but still looking quite foxy, from British Vogue.

How to make friends and alienate people

Saucy lingerie label Yes Master has been the victim of a spate of hoax emails announcing that the label is to close. Not true! The brands PR has been working on diversionary tactics to reiterate their undie operation. Founder Igor Pacemski must've picked up some fearsome enemies along the way. Why would anyone would go to the trouble of circulating a false rumour? I have enemies but simply can't be bothered to be that vindictive. I'm intrigued. Do I spy a fash-spat? Image from LadyBarbarella.com